Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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