marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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