Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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