The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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