College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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