He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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