I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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