susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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