Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We are two peas in an std pod
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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