Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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