): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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