were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I did not marry a roomba.
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