i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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