it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Never joke about your clitoris.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
