do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future�
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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