I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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