whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
