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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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