If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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