I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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