Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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