What tipped you off? The sombrero?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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