your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
he shaved USA in his pubs
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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