David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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