Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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