Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I look better un-naked...
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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