is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
