Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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