Me. At least after what I've been through.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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