Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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