put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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