Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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