Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
