And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just had sex bonerless
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
She swung at the pinata with crutches
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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