literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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