i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Randomize
