Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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