Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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