I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I can't turn off my feet"
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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