His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
