I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
