That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
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