he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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