is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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