You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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