i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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