if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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