normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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