I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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