..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
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